"Well, they say when you marry in June...

...you will always be a bride." (Seven Brides for Brothers) What a shame that my brother in blood is not eligible for the timeless title! His wedding day falls the first weekend shy of June, the 26th of May, two thousand and seven. But the fact that Dave will never forever personify an everlasting bridal gown is the least of his worries in what should be anti-anticipation for the upcoming date.

Last year, a particularly bad superhero movie hit the theatres on May 26th. This movie, helmed by Brett Ratner, was the third to a couplet of artistic efforts from filmmaker Bryan Singer. However, this third installment utterly disappointed. X3 (or XXX) took a stand, buckled, and fell flat on its face. Terrible film. So it seems that Dave has disappointment to contend with for his special date, but it doesn't end there.

Also last year on the same date, the 2006 Java earthquake killed over 5,000 and left over 200,000 homeless.

Then to cap things off, Augustine of Canterbury, an archbishop, died on May 26th, 604. An archbishop. Church wedding. Hmmm...

So here are the D's: Disappointment, Destruction, Death. Dave may show determination and dexterity in pulling this (among other things (refer to X3 symbolism)) off, but will the good D's deliver enough to outdo the bad D's? Only time will tell; but the fact that Dave's not eligible for that timeless title at the top of the show doesn't seem too promising.

Will history repeat itself? Tune in shortly after May 26th to find out!